Before the French, there was Canada

There’s been a lot of press on Aids lately with the press and the medical world trying to find the cause. Some say gay relations, some say unsterile needles. I say Canadians. They are the worst country out there. They used to have Mounties. Need I say more?  The only thing they’re actually done right in Canada is invent syrup. Which you probably didn’t. Its probably just one of those Canadian lies. Those Canadian bastards. I don’t even think they’re a country. They never stand up for themselves at all. I bet Jamestown Ohio could take over Canada. Shoot those Mounties in the ass. That’s what I say. Just to add the dumbness of the country they have a French speaking province. What the hell. I’m all for French people. In fact, I like countries that cower in fear of stupid Arab dictators

People say we have it bad with Bush being our president what about Iraq. If they didn’t get killed after their first publication I bet Arab satirists would have it a lot easier. Just put glasses on a dirty looking guy and read slowly, giggle after every question and happily kill your people in the name of Allah. Ok you don’t have to do all that, just look dumb. Making fun of Arabs has become so much easier now that terrorists was found sin America. They caught him at 6 in the morning just getting out of bed. Terrorism has a new face. Very scary, now brush your teeth……

People think Mounties are gay.