Unique? Why not wear what everyone else is wearing?

         I saw a guy walking down the street with a “save a tree, eat a beaver t-shirt” and I kicked his ass. Do you people think you’re being original by wearing mass produced shirts, with a witty, yet annoying as hell phrase on them. DO you think you’re being unique wearing the same shirt as millions of other people. I hope not. I owe you all a punch in the throat. People try that kind of shit all the time. They start wearing baggy pants and Metallica shirts and getting nipple peircings and think they’re on the edge. Since when does wearing the same thing as everyone else make you different. It doesn’t! Be brave and make up your own style and quit following what everyone else and the media says is cool. The media is wrong. Its run by fat bald and probably blind execs that decied what singers and actors wear and thus what you wear you stupid sheep.

This is the stinger.. Again, I’m minding my own business when Charmed comes on. I say ok it cant be THAT bad. Then I realized its lucky charmed Sunday. That’s when I started throwing things. Chairs, tree’s leprechauns, nothing got a break. I’m so tired of these week marketing ploys to get ratings. No one in their right mind would watch something called “Lucky” Charmed. Except Canadians. And War veterans, they think it’s the price is right. Its no just the face that this makes charmed not only a girl show, but a wuss show. I’m surprised women even watch this fish poop. They’ve taken magic and added Parkay.

I think this show needs a change. Lesbian Charmed. Who wouldn’t watch two of them les it out. I hope that was politically correct. Lesbians scare me. You never know when one is going to pop out of the ground and hit you with a Martha Stewart spatula.

 People like lesbian witches.